Message in a Bottle

A message in a bottle
Floated in the bay.
"I am a millionaire", it said,
"Stranded far away.
If you would rescue me from here;
'Way out in the Pacific,
I would be very grateful
And think you so terrific!
Check this map and make all haste.
I shall rely upon it.
Please also note,
I hate all waste,
So bring back my deposit!"

©Tom Astill 2006